So why don’t we make the best of it? Okay, animals, all right, let’s listen up, okay?
All right, we’re gonna go over a few ground rules, gents.
—-The no puke rule will be strictly enforced.
I will not be drinking too much tonight, so if I see any of you are in danger of hurling in public,
I will send you back here to the penalty box.
That also goes for public urination and public exposure.
Believe me, Dalton, nobody’s interested in seeing your dick, no matter how small it is!
Now, we’re still on probation for the slightly misguided Blue Mooning episode, and those pricks at the administration are just looking for a reason to cut our balls off, guys.
So I will sacrifice one night of a drunken stupor so my brothers can live to party another day! The administration can suck my cock! Yeah! One, two, one, two, three! We are KLG! One, two, one, two, three! We are KLG!